PS these are useful when you come across people who ‘don’t like cats’. 1. Cats are the most popular pet in the United States: There are 88 million pet cats and 74 million dogs. Kittens sleep a lot because their body releases a growth hormone while they sleep. Grown up cats sleep a lot because they can. … More

Trump’s battle against illegal immigrant sanctuary may end at church steps

President-elect Donald Trump is vowing to block federal funding to Sanctuary cities, but the incoming commander-in-chief may find it tougher to take on another powerful protecter of illegal immigrants — sanctuary churches. Hundreds of houses of worship around the nation have pledged to provide safe harbor to illegal immigrants facing deportation, as have cities such … More Trump’s battle against illegal immigrant sanctuary may end at church steps

the right man

Ladies, if you come across a man who is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and patient, great at fixing things around the house and is not materialistic, good in bed, loves you like you are the only girl in the world and watches you whilst you are applying your make up while listening … More the right man

“If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform

We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private

school jokes

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in … More school jokes

school jokes

  The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid *Nobody stands up* Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID! *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid? Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one … More school jokes